Showing posts with label Rude. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rude. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Mayabang at Pilosopong Panayam ni Arnold Clavio (Parody)

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Arnold Kambyo admits he went overboard in interview with lawyer but offers no apology.

Rude and Unprofessional. Ang Mayabang at Pilosopong panayam ni Arnold Clavio kay Atty. Alfredo Villamor abogado ni Janet Napoles sa Unang Hirit - 11.05.13

Arnold Clavio's interview with Atty Alfredo Villamor (Janet Napoles' Lawyer) Unang Hirit 110513 Vice Ganda Spoof Arnold Clavio (Phone Interview) November 6 2013 in Its Showtime! Paikot-ikot Lang by Sarah Geronimo

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Friday, November 16, 2012

Top 5 Amalayer Lessons

“So you're telling me AMALAYER?!”

AmaDoveGirl Spoof here:  http://youtu.be/RDIi1BMbsq8

Lesson no 1. Don’t be Rude. Maraming paraan upang maipaliwanag mo ang iyong nararamdaman. Dahan-dahanin mo lang ning. Take a deep breath at sabihin mong (in a slow motion), so you’re telling me amalayer? Amalayer? AMABITCH, AMALAYER, AMACHILD, AMAMOTHER, AMASINNER, AMASAINT, AND I DON'T FEEL AMASHAMED.

Lesson no 2. Respect Elders. oO hindi mo nga sya ina, kapatid, anak pero mas nakakatanda yan sayo. Sabi nang madaling karmahin ang mga taong sumasagot sa mga matatanda. No offese ate lady guard. Amasaysarry na oh?! Yun dapat!

Lesson no 3. Don’t use Education in Defense of your Action. Nakakapag-aral ka nga sa isang exklusibong paaralan pero ang dungis-dungis (not proper term) naman ng pananalita mo, eh wala din. At wag mong ipag-mamayabang na may pinag-aralan ka kung wala ka pa namang diploma bilang ibedensya. Tama di ba?!

Lesson no 4. Use proper English. Pronunciation, diction at grammar, ilan lang sa mga dapat isaalang-alang sa pagsasalita ng ingles. Nosebleed man sayo si lady guard magnonosebleed din sayo ang mga foreign act ning. Don’t English me, I'm no school!

Lesson no 5. Bully became Bullied. Karma nga naman. Me against the world ang tema ng buhay mo ngayon sabi naman na wag mang bully eh. Eh biktima ka ngayon ng cyberbullying. At trending ka pa lageh ha! Sayang di pa naman din aktibo masyado ang Anti-cybercrime law. Pero suggest ko sayo, sumama ka sa grupo ni Tito Goku.

Paalala lamang: Let’s don’t judge the person, judge the book! XD

Here's a quote: "Just because you’ve made mistakes doesn’t mean your mistakes get to make you. Take notice of your inner critic, forgive yourself and move on." – Robert Tew