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A Food Of Thought

Pinoy SMS: Be Patient In All Things You Aspire To Achieve

“Most of us want to get things in a jiffy, right away, immediately.

But nature doesn't work that way.

Seeds don't grow into trees in a few hours & bear fruits the next day.

Babies don't learn the alphabet overnight.

Similarly, if we want to achieve something in life,

We need to give all our effort & not just do simple tricks to achieve it.

Everything takes time. Patience makes a difference.”

Lesson learnt!!!

Signs and Symptoms of Boredom

Ikaw ba’y nababagot?!

Walang magawa?!

Hindi makapag-isip ng matino?!

Nagugutom ng walang dahilan?!

Madalas kinakamot ang ulo kahit hindi makati?!

Pabalik-balik ng lakad na para pang may ini-isip?!

Inaantok?!

Kinak agat ang sariling buhok?!

Sumasayaw kahit walang tugtug?!

Nag-iiba-iba ng mukha?!

Napapatigil ng saglit?!

Napapaiyak ng walang tiyak na dahilan?!

Tumatawa ng mag-isa?!

Naglalaro kahit walang kasama?!

Napapa-kapit tuko sa pader?!

Nag-titext kahit walang cellphone?! 

Tumatalon na para bang nanalo sa loto?!

Tumatakbo na wala sa lugar?!

Nagbabasa kahit walang babasahin?!

Kumakanta ng todo-todo kahit wala sa tono?!
Aba’y palatandaan lang po iyan na ikaw ay naiinip
o ‘di kaya’y tanga lang!!!